Trouble was brewing in downtown Reading today after ginger activists stormed an independent comic book store demanding that "Batman's true colours be shown in the comic strip."
The chromosome 16 challenged mob charged the building and took several hostages using Stanley knives. Before long the windows were blacked out (like that porno we watched last night) using Hulk comic strips and the three cat flaps were nailed shut to prevent police dogs gaining access to the shop.
After hours of negotiations with the police their concerns were labelled as "Boring" and armed officers stormed the building.
A brief fire fight ensured and, much like our last lay it was mostly one sided. As the smoke cleared thirty gingers lay dead and one police officer suffered a dead leg.
Back and to the Left news doesn't usually condone violence unless it's at our nightly hockey stick and cricket bat fight club we run, but we have to say this was probably justified.