Taylor Swift Will Start Writing the Song First, Then Meet and Break Up With Next Boyfriend

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 30 June 2016

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Taylor knew she might be in trouble when this guy refused to date her.

Beverly Hills, CA Taylor Swift announced that because she is getting behind on her music contracts, she will start writing and recording the songs in advance that she writes about meeting new guys and getting her heart broken.

With the new arrangement she can have the song recorded and in the can before she has to do all the work, which is trying to find a guy that will actually still date her since it's obvious she'll write a song about it and probably doesn't put out at all.

Taylor has been working on disguises to try to find a guy that will still date her so she can continue getting song material.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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