Recently, GOP candidate Scott Walker dropped out of the presidential race. Officials wondered why until a surprise camera flash-mob on Hillary Clinton revealed that Walker had been abducted by Clinton and genetically engineered into a kitten.
When asked why, Clinton replied, "He was the most likely candidate from the GOP to win. I knew I couldn't take such a chance."
She also revealed that she had planned to do so to candidates Trump and Kasich as well.
"I need the win to be able to enforce my planned reforms on America, and Trump and Kasich are in the way of that."
Walker is currently being taken care of at the New York branch of the ASPCA, awaiting cure.
Further investigation is being conducted at the moment.
