London - Less than a year after being admitted to the Royal Freak Hospital with attention deficit vomiting virus the cunning minx has fallen pregnant again, possibly with William's second.
The news leaked out early this morning after a discarded royal-monogrammed pregnancy test kit was found in a Kensington Palace recycling bin reserved for smack sharps and other used druggy paraphernalia.
"Looks like she's four or five weeks gone already," a Palace dustman to the Windsors said as pics of the offending piss-tester went viral on the Royal YouBoob! channel.
If carried to full term the baby is likely to be born in early June next year, possibly in HMP Belmarsh's mother and baby unit if UK Fraud Squad rumors are to be believed.
Meanwhile back in the Palace nursery wing young George Cambridge, as he is known, has begin showing all the tell-tale characteristics similar to his elder half brother Justin Bieber, Kate's firstborn by David Cameron.
Mostly a tendency to spit at all and sundry and raise his voice in falsetto tones makes him a dead ringer for Justin who Kate farrowed when just 14.
Commenting on the latest pregnancy news a flunky employed to wipe the Queen's bottom said 'WTF?' when pressed for a statement tonight.