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Saturday, 2 May 2015

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image for Lemon Laws enacted as royal baby debuts yellow hat
Filth in line to the throne

London - Is a lemon-yellow angora bonnet on the brand new baby's head a secret code for 'It's A Little Tart'?

That's the Royal YouBoob! voters' poser in a poll about Royal Brat No #2's debut at Queen Harry's Hospital Dildo Wing this evening.

The alien-human hybrid offspring of Kate Middleton and William of Wales is being talked up as a bona fide human female.

Complete with all the sort of normal functioning organs one might usually expect.

However close inspection of some damn-obvious reptilian features shows a spooky echo of her great grand mother Queen Elizadrbirth:

"Mostly it's yellow-belly lemon-tailed syndrome," Hellfire Club obstetrician Sir Citrus Placenta explained.

"Gave Prince Philip a nasty shock in '69 when a little extra-marital skinny-dipping turned his schlong bright yellow."

At 8lbs 3oz Princess Angostura Bitters is nowhere in line to the thrown.

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Topics: Royal Baby




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