London - Is a lemon-yellow angora bonnet on the brand new baby's head a secret code for 'It's A Little Tart'?
That's the Royal YouBoob! voters' poser in a poll about Royal Brat No #2's debut at Queen Harry's Hospital Dildo Wing this evening.
The alien-human hybrid offspring of Kate Middleton and William of Wales is being talked up as a bona fide human female.
Complete with all the sort of normal functioning organs one might usually expect.
However close inspection of some damn-obvious reptilian features shows a spooky echo of her great grand mother Queen Elizadrbirth:
"Mostly it's yellow-belly lemon-tailed syndrome," Hellfire Club obstetrician Sir Citrus Placenta explained.
"Gave Prince Philip a nasty shock in '69 when a little extra-marital skinny-dipping turned his schlong bright yellow."
At 8lbs 3oz Princess Angostura Bitters is nowhere in line to the thrown.