Written by lukejay

Sunday, 8 March 2015

Renowned medicinal and social drug suppliers Mary Jane, Bud Pot, and Herb Hemp have taken to television screens to promote the recreational use of 'skunk.'

Skunk Life: Selling It, Smokin' It, and Lovin' It debuted on C4 to critical acclaim, with many praising the programme for 'perfectly depicting a fantastic and glamorous lifestyle that everybody wishes they could have.'

Mary Jane and her colleagues broadcast the show live from their manufacturing plant and headquarters, the world famous Wacky Baccy Factory. A live audience received a tour of the facility, and watched as the hosts experimented, debated, and smoked 'skunk' to applause and cheers.

The three celebrity suppliers were seen to critique the consistency, flavour, and texture of such well known 'skunk' bands as: Blue Dream, Purple Haze, Hash, Too Good To Be True, and I Can't Believe It's Weed. Audience members were then gifted with a free sample of each brand.

A further test involved the three being deprived of their favourite symptoms for 48 hours, with all of them shown to suffer extreme withdrawal symptoms including: severe hyperactivity, paranoia, and extreme emotional expressions. Bud Pot performed the worst, having to be supplied with several emergency spliffs only 3 hours in.

In wake of the programme's overriding success C4 has renewed the show for 17 more one-off specials, each featuring a different drug.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: TV, Drugs, Promotion




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