Nick Griffin rumored for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother

Funny story written by Leo Montford

Wednesday, 28 January 2015

With the current series of Celebrity Big Brother soon coming to an end there is already speculation to who will be entering the Celebrity Big Brother house come the next series in the summer, but one of the most interesting names to be rumored is that of former BNP leader Nick Griffin.

Nick Griffin is a massive fan of the show and even took to twitter to say;

"CBB this series has at points been racist, sexist, homophobic and damn right intolerant - everything that I stand 4 as politician. Huge fan #CBB #letsmakebritaingreatagain"

Fans of the show are said to be "surprised and stunned" by the rumors and many of them even asked "Who's Nick Griffin?"

Griffin is rumored to have been offered a whopping five figure sum to make an appearance on the hit channel 5 show. Other names rumored to be entering are hate preacher Anjem Choudary, muscle fetish criminal Purple Aki and failed comedian Dapper Laughs who is said to have been offered a DVD of The Sweeney movie, a copy of Rizzle Kicks' new album and a hot Nandos' meal in exchange for an appearance.

After being expelled from the BNP earlier last year it was rumored Griffin might join UKIP but this was quickly dismissed by leader Nigel Farage who claimed "Nick Griffin is a bully and a bigoted hateful man with horribly outdated ideas and that simply isn't enough for UKIP - we are far more extreme than that".

Nick Griffin currently is pursuing his second passion of Balloon Artistry and is currently working towards a Level 1 Certificate in the subject.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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