M4 motorway migrants

Funny story written by Rob Barratt

Monday, 8 December 2014

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M4 migrants

Nigel Farage has complained about immigrants being responsible for blocking the M4 motorway. Well, I drove down the M4 recently and it was full of immigrants driving delivery lorries, driving to work and driving the economy.

This is blatantly un-British and I feel that they should be allocated a quiet corner of a service station or a disused airfield where they can discreetly carry out this unnatural act by draping a cloth across their vehicle. This will avoid offending we UKIP supporters, many of whom have clearly never recovered from a lack of childhood nurturing.

Your correspondent, Major Corporal Punishment Agood-Thrashing-Never-Did-Me-Any-Harm (retired)

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