Buckingham Palace, London, England Buckingham Palace announced today that even though Prince Andrew has never done anything wrong with any underage sex slaves, Sarah Ferguson, retired Duchess of York, will still be standing by him, but won't be providing access.
Across the ocean, American comedian Bill Cosby sent a message to the beleaguered Prince Andrew.
"Buck up Randy! Just eat a pudding pop and keep smiling! And if that doesn't get them, invite them all out for a drink! And show them by giving them special drinks that they are special people!" was the message sent by America's Former Favorite Dad.
