Written by Auntie Jean

Tuesday, 13 January 2015

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The "mole" eating prison food

Britain's Royal Family yesterday imprisoned a "mole" in the Tower of London. Normally people taken to the infamous "Tower" are fast tracked for beheading by Chelsea Pensioners or Beefeaters as they are usually called.

The Mole, found burrowing under Buckingham Palace front lawn while the Duke of Edinburgh was mowing it, was captured by Royal guards and taken through a secret underground tunnel next to the lawn to the condemned dungeon in the Tower. If found guilty, the mole will probably be taken to Britain's Alcatraz style prison Island, the Isle of Wight, for life without parole, as the alleged offence is one of treason.

Until IS fanatics's started their idiotic beheading sprees, beheadings were a popular tourist attraction in London, after Henry VIII popularised wife beheadibg in Medieval times. His execution technicians, consisting of volunteer "Beefeaters" used a custom built state of the art headsman's axe and block system", rarely having to take more than three or four blows to sever a head.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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