Johnny Depp: Forgotten American Accent

Funny story written by Ken Neely

Wednesday, 14 January 2015

Hollywood, CA - After being asked why he no longer does any films where he portrays an American, the Kentucky native replied that he "has forgotten how to speak with an American accent."

After the success of the box-office juggernaut film series, Pirates of the Caribbean, of which he starred in four films over eight years, the popular actor stayed in character as not to lose any of the vocal nuances of Captain Jack Sparrow.

Fans of Depp will have to wait for the return of his American accent as he plays a British art dealer in the upcoming film, Mortdecai.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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