WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher, 36, and his fiancée Mila Kunis, 30, were having a nice quiet dinner at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in West Hollywood.
The two were celebrating the fact that they just both feel 110 percent better now that the evil demonic witch, AKA Demi Moore has finally agreed to give Ashton his divorce.
Of course the 51-year-old actress, who is one of Tinsel Town's most notorious cougars, only relented after her ex-husband and father of her three plain Jane daughters, Bruce Willis, threatened her with a photo exposé of some embarrassing pictures.
But K and K (Kutcher and Kunis), who both starred in That 70s Show, got a little bit carried away with their celebratory joy as the maitre d had to walk over and ask that they please curtail their PDA's.
He noted that several of their customers wanted to have desert but after seeing their lascivious public display of affection opted out, which cost the diner money.
Ashton apologized while Mila said that there is nothing wrong with someone kissing.
"Someone kissing?" the maitre d asked.
"Yes, I agree madam, but my goodness gracious...you had your hand on your male friend's crotch region or to be more specific you were toyishly touching his taco tickler."
And with that Mila stormed out with Ashton following close behind.
