PHOENIX, Arizona - Political Salad Bar Magazine's recent edition had a feature on Arizona's lame duck governor Jan Brewer.
The magazine article written by Sinclair Petaluma stated that that there has never been a more disruptive lame duck governor in the history of the United States than Jan Brewer.
The magazine said that Brewer the Screwer has gone off the deep end and she is single handedly trying to virtually run Arizona into the friggin ground.
Even her strongest and closet ally Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio seems to be distancing himself from Brewer more and more.
An inside source in the governor's office spoke to Mr. Petaluma on grounds of anonymity and said that Jan has basically said that she's done taking all of the hate filled remarks and bitter comments and she is going to issue directives and proclamations that make positively no sense whatsoever.
Her latest directive calls for replacing the Arizona-Mexico border fence with an alligator filled moat.
Even her own cousin, Rachel Riverloop said that she has no idea what the hell Cousin Janny is doing but she will certainly not get herself invited to this summer's Brewer Family Reunion in Flagstaff.
