HOLLYWOOD - There isn't much joy in the lesbian community as one of their champions, world famous swimmer Diana Nyad was the first Dancing With The Stars contestant to be sent home this season.
Diana was paired up with Henry Byalikov who said after the show that Nyad promised to give him some swimming lessons.
Judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman said that Diana is really not a bad looking woman considering that she's 64, isn't very dainty, and is an avowed lesbianite.
Bruno Tonioli, the Italian judge said that Diana's lesbianism had nothing to do with her dancing ability since the ballroom floor cannot tell if a dancer is gay, lesbian, or a racist.
Meanwhile, Maksim "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Chmerkovskiy told DWTS co-host Tom Bergeron that one date with him and Diana would become as straight as a 12-inch ruler.
