Arizonans Ask Lame Duck Governor Jan Brewer To Resign

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

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Governor Brewer is 69, but Vice-President Biden says the woman looks 89!

PHOENIX - It appears that many citizens of Arizona, Republicans as well as Democrats, have just about had their fill of the lame duck antics of Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer.

Many are saying that it is apparent that Brewer has gone off the deep end and is doing things as governor that will affect the state for many years to come.

One Tucson resident, Julia F. Penderpuck, 71, stated that Brewer's idea to replace the border fence with a border moat has got to be the stupidest idea in the history of stupid ideas.

She said that the state of Arizona has no business spending money to buy 600 alligators from the state of Louisiana.

Another one of Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio's BFF's suggestions is that she wants to change the name of the city of Nogales to a more American sounding name such as Nottingham.

So as a result of the looney bin antics of Governor Brewer there are several petitions circulating throughout the state asking that she do the right thing for the state of Arizona and resign before she completely knocks the state all to hell.

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