Abe Vigoda Picked Up By Police

Written by Bureau

Tuesday, 25 March 2014

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Abe Vigoda, who must be a hundred years old by now, is still alive after being reported dead several times.

Not only that, but the police brought him home over the weekend to his granddaughters where he has lived the past three years.

His granddaughter, Sandy, was surprised to see a police car pull up and Vigoda get out of the back seat.

"This your grandfather?"

"Yes he is."

"We found him wandering around the park over on the far side. He came over to our car and told us he forgot where he lived but we found an address in his billfold. So here he is."

"Abe, you forgot where you lived?"

"Shhhh! I got tired of walking around and needed a ride home. Is my lunch ready yet?"

"Oh yeah. Did you happen to catch their number? I'll need a different one if it happens again."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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