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Nashville Man Awakens to Find Shoe on the Other Foot

Funny story: Nashville Man Awakens to Find Shoe on the Other Foot

Bart Miller of Nashville, Tennessee, recently awakened from a drunken stupor and fumbled for his shoe, only to find it on the other foot. "I'd heard about people getting wasted and doing stupid shit," said Miller, "but it had never happened to me.

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Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim

Funny story: Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim

A man walking his dog in a wooded area near Evesham has told friends how, despite expecting to any minute, he didn't find a mutilated corpse, the victim of some gruesome revenge killing or spontaneous, frenzied 'rape-gone-wrong'. The man, Ernest N...

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Times Square Rocked by Woman's Act of Walking Up Fully Functioning Escalator

Funny story: Times Square Rocked by Woman's Act of Walking Up Fully Functioning Escalator

Yesterday morning during rush hour, New Yorkers in Times Square subway station panicked when svelte middle-aged Brooklynite Bernice Shaw walked up the entire 20-plus steps of a fully functioning escalator. Many (literal) bystanders immediately used t...

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Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Funny story: Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Rio de Janeiro - Text walking will become the newest sport to be part of the Olympic Games starting in Rio in 2016. The act of texting while walking has never been considered a sport but since so few people get killed while performing the act, Olympi...

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Abe Vigoda Picked Up By Police

Funny story: Abe Vigoda Picked Up By Police

Abe Vigoda, who must be a hundred years old by now, is still alive after being reported dead several times. Not only that, but the police brought him home over the weekend to his granddaughters where he has lived the past three years. His grand...

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Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

Funny story: Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

WARSAW, Poland - The distance from Warsaw, Poland to Sochi, Russia is 1,299 miles. Two Polish women identified as Madga Krakzyn, 43, and Filomena Ripolski, 41, decided to walk the entire distance from their homes in Warsaw to the Sochi Olympics.

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Isle of Wight News - Dog Walkers strike

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Dog Walkers strike

Residents of Newport are facing a bleak few days as the Newport Union of Dog Exercisers have unanimously agreed to go strike. "Industrial action is the only recourse for our members," said Jack Russell, head of NUDE. "In real terms, the amount we...

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Trouble remembering your password? There's an app for that

Funny story: Trouble remembering your password? There's an app for that

One of the major problems with iPhones is remembering the lock code. Was it a swoosh or a sweep? Up and down or across. Several apps have been proposed to get around the problem, but none of them are satisfactory. Now, Quipper Apps have launched Gait...

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Evolution riddle finally not solved exclusive!

Funny story: Evolution riddle finally not solved exclusive!

The riddle of how our ancestors 'evolved' from moving on all fours to being bipedal has at last not been answered. A recent study, where 'evolution scientits' (not a spelling mistake)spent 14 months on holiday in Guinea, West Africa concluded that...

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BryanAir introduce a step tax

Funny story: BryanAir introduce a step tax

BryanAir, the airline that gives you more for more, or less for less, depending on the starting point, is to introduce a step tax. "The concept is very simple," said Ryan Heir, the chairman, spokesman and sometimes pilot of the low-cost, slow-coac...

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Advice to anyone visiting Nottingham's once peaceful, picturesque Arboretum

Funny story: Advice to anyone visiting Nottingham's once peaceful, picturesque Arboretum

The following statement was given to the Nottingham police, by a 65 year old, 5'3" tall, made redundant, overweight, bald, bespectacled, hearing aids wearing, depressed, cardiac suffering, arthritic, lesser endowed man, after he'd decided to take a walk for the first time in years through the Nottingham Arboretum, to feed the ducks, in an effort to cheer himself up a bit. On Friday 1st October,...

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Leicester Drunk Staggers A Mile In Another Man's Shoes - Says His Feet Are "Knackered"

Funny story: Leicester Drunk Staggers A Mile In Another Man's Shoes - Says His Feet Are "Knackered"

Leicester man, and habitual drunkard, Matt Dillon yesterday staggered a mile in another man's shoes, upon completion of which he announced that his feet were "absolutely knackered." It is believed that Mr Dillon entered into a conversation with a...

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K2 Expedition Called Off At Burnley Bus Station

Funny story: K2 Expedition Called Off At Burnley Bus Station

An ambitious plan by a group of unemployed men from North East Lancashire to ascend the world's second highest mountain, K2, was reluctantly called off yesterday evening at Burnley bus station. The 28 expedition members, along with 84 Sherpas, fro...

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New Anti-Smoking rules

Funny story: New Anti-Smoking rules

The UK Government is set to introduce the most stringent anti-smoking rules in Europe. "Now that we have banned smoking inside public places we have seen an increase in the number of people stood around outside public places," said government Heal...

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Council makes "one-way" ruling on country footpaths

Funny story: Council makes "one-way" ruling on country footpaths

In a move guaranteed to inconvenience and infuriate dog walkers, ramblers, off-road cyclists, joggers, and horse riders alike, Cornwall County Council has today announced plans to restrict the use of all footpaths and BOAT's (Byeways Open to All Traf...

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Dutch Mountaineer To Tackle Pendle Hill

Funny story: Dutch Mountaineer To Tackle Pendle Hill

Dutch mountaineer, Johann Van Der Gritt today announced that he would be leading a Dutch expedition in a quest to scale Pendle Hill in Lancashire, UK. Van Der Gritt stated that Pendle Hill - famous the world over for the Pendle Witch trials at Lan...

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Hill walker endured a two-hour attack by a reindeer - was it Rudolph?

Funny story: Hill walker endured a two-hour attack by a reindeer - was it Rudolph?

HEADLINE IN BRITISH DAILY: Hill walker endured a two-hour attack by a reindeer This just in from Scotland: The poor woman endured a long 'entanglement with the reindeer who had spied her hiking in the Scottish Hills, alone. Reindeer expert, I.M.A Deerman, said, "I just can't understand why he attacked. The woman MUST have provoked him by teasing him, perhaps about NOT being one of...

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Walking Everywhere

Funny story: Walking Everywhere

Estelle Wingardner of San Francisco, California, stated in an interview with a correspondent from AARP recently, "I have to walk everywhere now. I needed that COLA raise last year and I sure as hell needed it this year. I can't afford the bus, trains...

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