Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 20 March 2014

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Kirstie recently said that her 3 favorite foods are pizza, pizza, and pizza.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley recently told the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that she hardly ever goes anywhere anymore.

She confessed that she knows she's quite overweight and doesn't want to have to bother with getting in and out of automobiles.

Kirstie, who starred in the sitcom Cheers a long, long time ago said that the last time she went out was to have dinner at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Venice Beach.

She said as she sat at a table by herself eating two large size pizza's she overheard a little girl of about 8, at the next table ask her mom if the big lady in the red moo-moo was pregnant.

The mother replied that she did not think so because she looked to be somewhere around 70-years-old.

Kirstie, who is 63, stood up, walked over to the table and said, "You two nosy witches should really eat your food and stop worrying about whether I'm pregnant or not. And just for your information, I'm not pregnant, I just pleasantly plump."

In Other News. Dancing With The Stars brothers Maksim and Val Chmerkovskiy, who are both from the Ukraine, said that they each plan to send the government of the Ukraine a personal check for $825.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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