Written by Bureau

Saturday, 15 March 2014

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"Mary Jane and me may get married again as she's the best wife I ever had," Hank Williams Jr. told a friend the other day so we sent over someone to see him, if he was in shape to talk.

"Yeah, I might as well tell the world stupid world that it wasn't a good idea for me to go into my older years by myself. I need to leave. Ask the maid, Harriet."

"Mr. Williams Jr is getting tired of all the traveling and wants to fish more than play music although he tries to stay in tune. Is that the way you say it?"

If you are illegal I guess it is.

"Oh, Henrietta Chang is legal. Parents were married when I come along. Been with Miss Mary Jane for many years."

Williams comes back into the room.

"I always told my friends that Mary Jane would change me and I was right and they were wrong. She should be here any time so if you don't mind. I smell it too."

"Oh, here's Mary Jane. Mary I done pooped again, can you change me? I'm starting a new family tradition."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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