Written by D P Whitehead

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

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The Jolie-Pitt Plantation

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have applied to adopt several Oscar nominees after meeting them at the Oscar Ceremony on Sunday Night.

Best Supporting Actress winner Lupita Nyong'o and Captain Philips Best Supporting Actor Nominee Barkhad Abdi were both asked if they would like to join the Pitt-Jolie family.

Both Actors are said to be considering the offer.

Jolie, known not only for acting skills but also her humanitarian work has in the past, unsuccessfully tried to adopt other former Oscar winners and nominees including Forest Whitaker, Denzel Washington, Samuel L Jackson and Halle Berry.

Some have called the offer of adoption to the two stars 'a publicity stunt', however both Pitt and Jolie deny this, claiming "we are a diverse family and we would welcome them with open arms."

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