Little Caesar's Pizza Wants To Hire Ellen DeGeneres To Be Their Spokesperson

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 3 March 2014

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Ellen said that she has been eating Little Caesar's Pizza ever since she was back in junior high.

DETROIT - The Detroit-based Little Caesar's Pizza Chain has just stated that they would love to hire Ellen DeGeneres to be their national television spokesperson.

A representative for the worldwide pizza franchise, Drew Bizzinetti, informed the news media that the owners and board of directors of the company were very pleased with the tremendous plug that Ellen gave the entire pizza industry when she ordered pizzas for some of the celebrities sitting in the audience at the Academy Awards Show.

They also loved the way Ellen took time from her hosting duties to eat a slice of pizza before millions of worldwide televsion viewers.

Bizzinetti said that the CEO of Little Caesar's immediately texted DeGeneres and made her a very lucrative monetary offer to sign on as the company's spokesperson.

He noted that Ellen and her wife actress Portia De Rossi will also get a two-years-supply of pizza plus Ellen will receive $5,000 worth of men's clothes.

Meanwhile, Ellen has said that she really and truly appreciates the offer and she will certainly sit down with Portia and discuss it over a Little Caesar's pizza.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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