The Reason Why Brazil Will No Longer Export Any Brazil Nuts To Russia

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

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Some Brazilian males are just as pretty as biological Brazilian females.

RIO DE JANEIRO - The Brazilian government is very angry at a recent comment made by a high ranking Russian official.

Brazil's national news agency, El Libido stated that Russia's Director of Computers, Edward Snowden, said in an interview with The Vodkavich News Agency that Brazil has more transvestites, transgenders, and transsexuals than any other country in the world including France and Thailand.

Snowden, the infamous NSA whistleblower said that he simply got the facts from over 3 million computer pages which showcased the Transinista element found in Brazil.

He pointed out that the beaches at Rio De Janeiro are filled with all kinds of flamboyant individuals whose gender is sometimes extremely difficult to determine, even those who are wearing skimpy bikini swimsuits.

The Brazilian government has said that to protest the Russian officials unwarranted statement they are immediately suspending all exports of Brazil Nuts to the Russian nation.

STORY UPDATE: El Libido has said that the ban on exporting Brazil Nuts to Russia will remain in effect until President Putin and the Director of Computers Edward Snowden both issue an apology.

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