The Ratings For Gary Busey's New Talk Show Beat Live With Kelly and Michael

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Monday, 24 February 2014


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Gary has this picture of him at the age of 10 on his studio desk.

HOLLYWOOD - The monthly TV ratings are in and TV ClickerWorld is reporting that the premier of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show had ratings that surpassed those of Live With Kelly and Michael.

Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld said the first show broke the viewing record for that particular time slot.

Miss Wine said that she was present at the premier and she was amazed at how openly Vice-President Joe Biden flirted with actress Scarlett Johansson.

At one point the vice-president even touched Scarlett's left boob. The actress turned red and was a great sport about it saying that maybe there could be a spot for her in the Obama administration.

Vice-President Biden said that if there isn't that he would fire someone to make an opening.

FuFi Fondue, the hairdresser known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars openly flirted with the cornerback for the Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks Richard Sherman.

And Joan "The Moan" Rivers touched her hooha and remarked to Gary that it was the best damn sex she's had in over 7 years.

SIDENOTE: Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump has stated that he has become a big fan of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show.

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