President Obama Tells Kim Jong Un To Grow Up and Lock Up His Missiles

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

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The president promised Gary that the next time he is on his show he'll bring along the first lady.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is reporting that President Obama has just about lost all of his patience with North Korea's Kim Jong Un.

President Obama made a rare television appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and expressed his impatience with the man known as The Asian Pillsbury Doughboy.

Gary asked the president what he thinks Kim Jong Un's problem is. The president grinned and said that the North Korean Leader is afflicted with LMS.

Busey asked what LMS was. President Obama took a sip of his bottled water and said that LMS stands for Little Man Syndrome.

Gary said that he had never heard the term and he just thought that old Kimmy was one step above a midget.

Busey asked the president to look in the camera and pretend that the Kimster is watching and say whatever he wants to say.

The president said that he would clean it up a whole bunch. He then said "Hello Kim Jong Un. Let me just be clear on this. I want you to know that you had better stop with all this BS about launching missiles at Japan, Russia, and Los Angeles."

President Obama went on and added, "I strongly suggest that you grow a brain fella and lock up your missiles before you get one or more of those suckers shoved up your [BLEEP].

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