Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

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Olivia Cheesebrew and her drone which she named X-15.

MONROE, Louisiana - Police in Monroe are investigating claims from a Mrs. Olivia Cheesbrew, 52, who says that she was out on her property flying her brand new drone when all of a sudden she heard a loud KA-BOOM!

She immediately saw her drone shatter and fall to pieces on the ground.

Mrs. Cheesbrew, whose husband left her for a much younger woman last Valentine's Day, told investigating officers that she suspects that X-15, the name of her drone was shot down by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty fame.

She added that ever since he became famous he has acted like he owns the entire state of Louisiana.

Ollie, as her old maid aunt calls her, said that she wants Robertson to pay for the damages to X-15, plus she wants $35,000 in cash for being traumatized like the dickens.

When officers spoke to Robertson and asked him if he had shot down Mrs. Cheesebrew's drone he got a puzzled look on his face and asked, "Now what da hell is a drone?"

Late Breaking News. Mrs. Cheesebrew has stated that if Robertson does not pay up she will tell the news media about that secret cave where Phil's brother Si has his moonshine making machine hidden.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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