Robert Pattinson Cuts Off Weiner

Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

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The big news here just about an hour ago is that somehow or other, actor Robert Pattison has cut off weiner but we are awaiting more news on the subject.

OK, here's a spokeswoman for Pattinson.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the Press, I am here to apologize about getting you up so early on hearing this report."

"Well, Lady. Is it true that he cut it off?"

"Yeah! Is he in the hospital. Are they going to have it reattached?"

"How did it happen?"

"Listen! Mr. Pattinson is fine. What happened is that he ran into some friends and Anthony Weiner called one of the guys from New York and somehow Mr. Pattinson spilled a drink and cut off Mr. Weiner when he made a grab and broke the connection between his friend and Mr. Weiner."

Everyone was still puzzled just hearing the words "cut off', "grabbed" and "cut off Mr. Weiner."

"Mr. Anthony Weiner had called Pattinson's friend from New York and Pattinson somehow cut him off."

Everyone left the scene. But me. I thought, here's a great story for $Star$!

Red Gaskey For $Star$. "Rest easy ladies, he's still in one piece."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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