Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby

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Sunday, 24 November 2013

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K-Stew says that she isn't exactly going out to buy a baby carriage just yet.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart was sitting in The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge, which is owned by David Arquette, when she was asked about ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson.

Kristen asked what specifically the reporter (Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors) wanted to know.

Miss Vermicelli asked about the fact that The Tinsel Town Times Tribune was reporting that she was pregnant with former lover Rob Pattinson's baby.

Miss V went on to say that a close friend of hers had spoken off-the-record and said that the pregnancy rumor had actually been started by her (K.S.).

Kristen, who starred in The Twilight Saga series with Pattinson, laughed and said that, that was the most ridiculous thing that she had ever heard.

She said that she would love to have RPattz baby but the fact of the matter is that she was not expecting and she is certain because her and Rob have always practiced safe sex.

K-Stew paused for a moment and then added, "Well except for that time when we were parked out by the world-famous Hollywood sign but that was 2 years, 7 months, and 3 days ago."

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