Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

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Kristen Stewart says that she does not now nor has she ever had a baby bump.

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Kristen Stewart is presently on location in Shreveport, Louisiana, where she is shooting the Touch Rock - Lions Door motion picture, The Smirking Countess.

K-Stew stars as Countess Cora DuFidellio and she has stated that working with producer-director Luigi Luigiani is a dream come true for her.

Stewart gets to also work with two of her favorite people Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole.

She said that Zac has a fantastic sense of humor and knows more Vice-President Joe Biden jokes than anyone she knows.

Kristen also added that she loves Cheryl but has a hell of a time trying to understand her Geordie accent.

Stewart was asked by Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres about the talk that she is pregnant with former boyfriend Rob Pattinson's baby.

She raised her eyebrows and replied that the talk is baseless and that she has seen the purported photos of her. She pointed out that the baby bump has clearly been photoshopped.

K-Stew then raised her blouse and showed Miss Zeppelin her stomach which was as flat as a kitchen table.

To view literally dozens of semi-nude photos of Kristen Stewart go to www.kstewseminudepix.wow.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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