Queen Latifah To Come Out Of The Closet (Again?)

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 11 January 2014

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Queen Latifah owns a masculine female cat that she named Fido.

HOLLYWOOD - In a statement that has many people in the know asking "What?" talk show host Queen Latifah has hinted that she may be getting ready to come out of the closet and announce that she is a lesbianite.

Ty Tickler with Hollywood Innuendo wondered why she would make such a statement since most everyone in Tinsel Town already has known that she's a lesbian since November of 2012.

The 43-year-old hip hop singer, recently ended an eight year relationship with her personal trainer Jeanette "Fingers" Jenkins.

Queen Latifah who is a big woman standing 5-foot-10-inches tall and weighing 210 pounds is now dating LaLaLand choreographer Eboni "Twinkle Toes" Nichols.

Fellow talk show host, Ellen DeGeneres, who is of the lesbionic persuasion herself also wondered why QL, as she calls her, would choose to announce again that she is the masculine partner in a female/female relationship.

SIDENOTE: Vice-President Joe Biden chimed in by saying that he does not give a hoot in hell if Queen Latifah is a girl, a guy, a guy girl, a girl guy, or a tri-sexual Republican, he still likes her music.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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