NEW YORK CITY - The year 2013, was one that actor Alec "The Brat" Baldwin may want to conveniently forget.
The past year saw the troubled actor make racial slurs at a photographer, utter gay remarks toward a British journalist, and refer to the Easter Bunny as just a dumb little homeless friggin rabbit.
All of this adverse publicity has cost Baldwin his Nike commercials, as well as his Jose Cuervo Tequila endorsement, and his spokesman's position with The LaLaLand Condom Company.
A close friend of Baldwin's told Hollywood Innuendo that he really and truly feels that Alec is going to end up self-imploding before it all gets better.
Baldwin has reportedly refused Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter's suggestion that he check himself into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic as soon as possible.
Even Vice-President Joe Biden has commented that Alec Baldwin has turned into a Donald Trump clone.
Baldwin's unnamed friend told Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that Alec is headed straight for the gutter unless he stops acting like the male version of Joan "The Moan" Rivers.
