Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

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President Obama talking on the phone to Vice-President Joe Biden regarding conservative radio programs.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he will no longer pussy-foot when it comes to dealing with conservative radio talk shows.

He told an assembled group of news reporters in the White House Rose Garden that he can no longer allow those hate-filled, venom-spewing entities to continue being a disruptive element with their hate-mongering agendas.

When asked to name some of the culprits the president declined to do so because he said that those folks know who they are and they know that he knows who they are.

He went on to say that he has instructed Vice-President Joe Biden to oversee the program, which he has dubbed Operation Right Wing Clipper.

When the president was asked what exactly he plans to do he replied that he will have the IRS, the FBI, and the CIA go in and confiscate computer files and any other types of information and report back to him.

He said that he is legally within his rights to do so since he and only he holds the title of President of The United States.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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