Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 9 January 2014

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Ann Coulter's remark will shock many people.

NEW YORK CITY - One of the staunchest Republican females in the entire country has just made an amazing revelation.

Coulter, who is known as the Unofficial Princess of the GOP, reportedly stated to her therapist that she is ashamed to say it, but deep down inside she truly believes that she is a Democrat trapped in a Republican's body.

The therapist, who would not give her name due to the doctor-patient confidentiality clause, said that when she heard those words come out of Coulter's mouth she almost dropped her pen and clipboard.

She remarked that she asked Miss Coulter if she was feeling okay. She said that Coulter told her that she felt fine and then stated that President Obama is doing a darn good job considering he took over from President George Dubya Bush who pretty much had run the nation into the ground.

Ann's therapist explained that sometimes an individual will suddenly start liking something that they previously disliked.

To prove her point she mentioned Charlize Theron who used to hate Sean Penn but now she has become his hokey pokey partner.

She also pointed out Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore who were once happily married and now Ashton has stated that he hopes Moore develops a second set of love handles and Demi has said that she hopes that Ashton gets kidnapped by space aliens.

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