Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Buy A Rocky Mountain Mansion Just Outside of Denver

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Tuesday, 7 January 2014

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Ashton and Mila's Colorado mansion is located at the foot of The Rocky Mountains.

LOS ANGELES - The star of Two and A Half Men, Ashton Kutcher has just informed the entertainment media that he and girlfriend Mila Kunis will be spending some time in Colorado

Kutcher said that he has just purchased an exquisite Rocky Mountain mansion located just west of Denver for $3.8 million.

The home reportedly once belonged to the legendary sex symbol Marilyn Monroe.

Kutcher commented that he and his girlfriend, Russian-born Kunis are thrilled that his one-year divorce battle with his ex-wife the elderly cougar Demi Moore is finally over.

Mila said that she has never hated someone more than she hates Moore because Demi tried to force Ashton to stay married to her.

Kunis commented that there was just no way that Ashy was going to stay with her especially after sampling her (M.K's) goodies.

SIDENOTE: Ashton and Mila plan on spending the Valentine's Day Week in their new mansion and just take in the wonderful Rocky Mountain marijuana-tinged air.

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