Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Says That Sarah Palin Better Leave The Robertson Family Alone

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 3 January 2014

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Phil Robertson has said that Sarah Palin is so damn ugly he would rather kiss a swamp possum than to kiss her.

NEW YORK CITY - Phil Robertson and some of his Duck Dynasty family members flew up to New York City to appear as guests on Rush Limbaugh's radio talk show.

Rush told Phil that he was proud to make his acquaintance. Phil responded by saying that he was welcome and that he did not want him to be smoking that stinky old 12-inch cigar in the presence of the Robertson women.

Limbaugh put the cigar out immediately. He then asked Phil about the comment that Sarah Palin had made expressing dismay that her Tea Bag Party has decided to support him as their 2016 presidential candidate.

Phil cleared his throat. He then said that he does not give a rat's ass what that clown-faced Alaskan freak thinks. He then added that old "Snowballs" Palin had better learn that if she messes with one of the Robertson's she will have the entire bunch down her fake Republican throat.

"So I take it then that you don't care for the Loose Moose from Wasilla, Alaska?"

"You got that right fat boy."

"Fat boy?" Limbaugh asked.

"Yeah, I did not stutter. I said fat boy. You wanna make something of it?"

Limbaugh turned as red as a Washington state apple.

Phil then told him that the Robertson's don't like intermingling with other folk. He pointed out that he wants "Snowflake" Palin to leave him and his family alone or else he'll turn her into a female gelding.

Limbaugh laughed and said that she's already a female gelding.

"Shut your face fat boy. And don't cha go thinking that you can correct me just because you probably went past the 10th grade ya hear?"

And with that Limbaugh went to a commercial.

When he returned he gave the Robertson family a nice parting gift which consisted of a 6-piece set of steak knives.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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