Rihanna Draws The Line At The Clitoral Tattoo

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

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Rihanna's tattoo artist Bong Bong is one of the best in the business.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Rihanna loves nothing better than to show off her numerous tattoos to not only her close friends but to mere acquaintances as well.

She has said that she feels like her body is merely an easel and her tattoo artist is the legendary artist Van Gogh.

Rihanna went through a phase where she was getting a tattoo every two or three days - she has since cut back to about one every seven or eight days.

She talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that she has tremendous confidence in the artistic ability of her tattoo artist Bong Bong.

The "Umbrella" singer explained that there aren't a whole lot of males that she will allow to see her naked body but Bong Bong is certainly one of them.

Miss Chipotle asked her if it was true that last week she had gone in for a clitoral tattoo.

Rihanna blushed and nodded her head in the affirmative.

She then said that in her car on the way to the tattoo parlor she suddenly had a change of heart.

She confessed that she told herself that one, the downstair's tattoo would probably hurt like hell and two, guys would be going up to her all the time and begging to take a peek at the clit work.

Ri-Ri decided that she would definitely have to draw the line at her bikini line.

In A Related Story. Kat Von D, who probably has more tattoos than any celebrity female, said that she plans to get her next tattoo underneath her tongue.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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