The Hillary Clinton - Angelina Jolie Feud Escalates

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 19 October 2013

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Hillary has made it known that she does not like Angelina Jolie one damn bit. (Photo provided by Vice-President Joe Biden).

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View is reporting that the ongoing feud between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and actress Angelina Jolie has gotten worse.

It appears that both women are really digging in and tossing out the barbs at each other.

The animosity apparently stems from the fact that when Bill Clinton was president Jolie asked him if she could be his personal intern.

Mrs. Clinton thought that was about as funny as Wynonna Judd's weight problem.

Angelina remarked that maybe if Mrs. Clinton purchased some Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream, Billy wouldn't be stretching out his neck looking for available ladies.

Hillary shot back by saying that Jolie is nothing but a low-down, bottom-feeding husband stealer whose lips are so big a hamster could go skateboarding on them.

Jolie responded by saying that Hillary dresses like Mary Todd Lincoln.

Mrs. Clinton fired back remarking that Angelina is tripolar. She then said that with Jolie it is all about Me, Myself, and I.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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