The Anderson Cooper-Alec Baldwin Feud Gets Nasty

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

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Anderson stated that if Alec keeps on insulting him he will hit him with his CNN studio microphone.

NEW YORK CITY - The verbal volcano has erupted and actor Alec Baldwin and TV talk show host Anderson Cooper are going at each other like a cat and a dog.

The problem started when Baldwin suggested that Anderson needed to color his hair because he looked to be older than Betty White, who is 91.

Cooper fired back by saying that Baldwin really needs to see about getting his bipolar affliction taken care of before he insults the wrong person and ends up with a handful of hairy fist.

Baldwin replied that at least when he rides a horse he puts one leg on the left side and one leg on the right side, unlike Andy, who puts both legs on the same side, ala sidesaddle.

Cooper fired back saying that Baldwin has all the earmarks of being a closet fairy and evidence of that fact is that he certainly seems to spend a lot of time with those barbarian actors in the TV commercials.

In A Non-Related Story. Reports coming out of Pyonghyang, North Korea state that Kim Jong Un has sent his BFF Dennis Rodman to China to see about buying two or three missiles.

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