Martha Stewart - Looking For Love And Food

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 19 October 2013

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Martha has said that her number one passion is food but the right man could easily change that.

MANHATTAN - The nation's most famous domestic entrepreneur recently sat down in her luxuriously exquisite Manhattan apartment and talked with Fitzwater Ribicoff of American Spotlight Magazine.

Stewart who is 72, opened up to Ribicoff and expressed the fact that although she is worth over $300 million she is sad at the fact that she has not found Mr. Right or even Mr. Okay.

She revealed that she has given up going out with men in her age category because all they ever seem to want to talk about is a gallery of aches and pains.

Miss Martha, as Vice-President Biden calls her, remarked that one gentleman in his mid 70's spent the entire evening talking about all of the pills and medicines that he takes on a daily basis.

Stewart said that she recently appeared on The View and Jenny McCarthy told her that she really needs to start dating men who are much younger than her.

Whoopi Goldberg agreed tossing in a romance metaphor that young archeologists love messing with old artifacts and ancient relics.

Barbara Walters started laughing so hard she almost choked on a Tic Tac.

SIDENOTE: Martha Stewart told Mr. Ribicoff that her number one passion is food, but she is going to take Jenny McCarthy's advice and see if she can't find herself a nice boy toy by Thanksgiving Day.

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