Alec Baldwin Implodes Yet Again

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 20 July 2013

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Alec Baldwin has said that photographers cannot take his picture unless they pay him $350.

LAS VEGAS - According to a close friend who did not want his name revealed, Alec Baldwin flew into Las Vegas to see about purchasing a brand new toupee.

Baldwin who adamantly denies that he wears a hair piece has said that he cannot help it if his hair looks so good that it actually looks fake.


While in Sin City, Baldwin was asked about his latest incident in which some unknown individual used black paint to cover up his Hollywood Walk of Fame star.

Alec, who has a worse temper than Naomi Campbell, Mel Gibson, and Mike Tyson all rolled into one told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickler that he has hired a private investigator at $400 an hour and when he finds the culprit he is going to personally waterboard him or her.

Tickler told him that he could get arrested for waterboarding some one.

Baldwin, ever the bitter, sarcastic, tyrannical, bully grinned and said "Not if I do it in the privacy of my $7.2 million Sherman Oaks mansion."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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