USA Government Walks, That's Quitting Your Job According To American Citizens.

Written by Buck E Filbert

Saturday, 5 October 2013


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People that point out things have gotten together and decided this, "American Government Stays Away from Work", thing constitutes a breech in the constituent/supporter agreement.

Citizen have concluded that, if they walk off their jobs their bosses consider that quitting. You will get fired as well.

So in the spirit of these observations we, the voting citizens of America are accepting all the government officials refusing to go to works voluntary resignations, effective immediately.

You're fired!

The resignations will of course nullify all benefits and pensions that were in effect when you were an employee of the American public.

While we're at it we have also decided lobbyists are banned from all government places of business. You can call your Congressman or Senator on the phone just like everyone else.

All government phones will be recorded and the conversations can be called back for any reason. Including, someone saying I want to hear them. The public pays for all government business therefore all government business is the public's business.

We'd appreciate it if you would come back to your ex place of employment and clear your offices and desks. A security guard will be assigned to you for your own safety.

It appears there are going to be a lot of new jobs to fill. This is the first mass government quitting in recorded history.

The American public will be accepting resume's from service oriented individuals.

Applicants should not be greedy
Applicants should be sincere individuals
Applicants should have common sense
Applicants should be sane
Applicants should care about people.
Applicants should not be religious beyond reasonable worship.
Applicants should not be ego driven, self centered, vacuumous pigs.
Applicants should be in favor of advancing humanity as a whole.
Applicants should be anti War, anti global destruction, anti compromised water, anti
carcinogens, anti nazi worship, anti deception, anti, etc. etc. etc. think you get the idea.
Applicants should be peace loving
Applicants should be nice to the earth.
Applicants should understand what applicants should....means.

If you consider yourself someone that cares about these kind of things apply today.

It's hard to believe all these government officials would just up and quit their jobs. Most people are having a hard time keeping it together.

Go figure

From Sunset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollyweird Ca. 90028


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