George Clooney and Monica Lewinsky?

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 28 September 2013

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Monica says that she is as pretty today as back when she was playing hide the salami in the Oval Office.

SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinsky has told one of her co-workers that back during her blue dress days she had a crush on George Clooney.

She said that she really liked him but of course she was kind of involved with the president of the United States in some Oral Office, ah make that Oval Office shenanigans.

Monica is now 40-years-old and she told Pia Confetti with The Celebrity Globe that she is looking to meet a nice, attractive, rich man and settle down.

She said that she does not want to have any children which makes Clooney a perfect candidate.

Lewinsky told Miss Confetti that she once met George at a charity ball in Sausalito and he gave her an alluring up and down once over.

She said that she was embarrassed but of course, being the infamous Monica "Lips" Lewinsky she loved it.

Confetti told Monica that she had heard that her and Clooney had been spotted sitting on a bench down at the Fisherman's Wharf and he reportedly had his hand up her dress.

A flustered Lewinsky said that she wishes. She then noted that she is going to pull out all of the stops and she figures that before Christmas her and Clooney are going to be an item.

SIDENOTE: Friday, October 4, is National Burritos Day except in Arizona.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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