Cher Suggests That Miley Cyrus Needs To Run To The Nearest Rehab Clinic

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 19 September 2013

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Cher relaxing on her kitchen floor reading about Cyrus in The Tinsel Town Times Tribune.

HOLLYWOOD - The music icon Cher was recently asked what she thought about Miley Cyrus' recent prancing, dancing, and twerking in her underwear performance on the MTV Video Music Awards Show.

The 67-year-old legend cleared her throat and replied that for a moment she thought she was looking at someone trying to impersonate the over-the-hill Madonna.

But then she noticed that the girl on the stage did not have any cellulite.

Cher, who has had a string of hits spanning 6 decades said that she could not believe the unbridled antics of Miss Cyrus, who was carrying on as if she was in some cheap pole dancing lounge instead of on national prime time television.

The former wife of Sonny, who teamed up as singing duo Sonny and Cher wondered what America's grandmothers and grandfathers must have thought of the illicit exploits of Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus's daughter.

Cher said that the best advice she can give Miley Cyrus is for her to run to the nearest rehab clinic before she becomes the next Lindsay Lohan.

SIDENOTE: Cher remarked somewhat tongue-in-cheek, (no pun intended) that if she had a daughter she would certainly not want her cavorting like some cheap wayward hooker on a sugar rush.

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