Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 27 September 2013

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Selena has contacted famed attorney Ginger Allred about filing a restraining order against ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber.

TARZANA - Saying that she has had enough of the little hip hop singer wannabe from Canada, Selena Gomez has just informed the entertainment media that she is seriously considering putting a restraining order on ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber.

Gomez said that ever since she dumped the Biebs he has insisted on texting her daily and asking her to give him a second chance.

She told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Justin, who is 19, has even told her that if she takes him back he will get three new tattoos with her name and one with her face.

The 21-year-old former Disney actress has said that he is starting to creep her out by sending her photos of him pointing to each one of his countless tattoos and saying that each one represents something about her.

Selena has contacted noted California attorney Ginger Allred and she is thinking about possibly filing a restraining order against him stating that he is not to contact her in any way, shape, or form.

In Other News. X-Factor's Simon "The King of Mean" Cowell has said that he plans on marrying the mother-to-be of his baby-to-be.

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