Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 5 September 2013

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Faith says that Tim's black rubber cowboy hat seemed to attract the sidesaddle riding bunch.

NASHVILLE - Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are headed for El Rancho Grande Divorce and the blonde singer is starting to sing the blues.

Hill recently told Buck Yazoo with Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that for years and years she has been telling Timothy, as she calls her husband, that he really and truly needs to stop wearing that silly, sissy-looking black rubber cowboy hat.

She used to tell him that it was a gay-magnet that the sidesaddle sect picked up on.

Faith did not say that McGraw is gay, she just remarked that the fairy-looking rubber hat is something that a gay caballero up in San Fransissyco would wear and wear proudly; except maybe in fuchsia or magenta

Tim has repeatedly said that the hat has no gayish connotations at all and that he heard that John Wayne sometimes used to wear pink boxer shorts and he was as straight as Warren Beatty.

SIDENOTE: Faith was asked if her hubby had any other rubber products. The long legged blonde giggled and said, "Honey,for the sake of country music fans everywhere, I hope not."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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