NEW YORK CITY - David Letterman recently sat down with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine and had a talk about the political world and some of its characters.
Letterman said that at the top of the list has to be Alaska's Sarah "Snowflake" Palin. He said that Sarah is always good for at least 4 or 5 jokes per night.
He noted that she is a natural for late night talk show hosts to zero in on because of the fact that she knows about as much about geography as Paris Hilton knows about performing a tonsil transplant.
Dave pointed out that the Loose Moose is a perfect example of a politician who knows absolutely nothing about what she is talking about. She is good at rambling on and on and not really saying a damn thing.
The gap-toothed talk show host remarked that he has never heard of a woman who is more obsessed with big game hunting than Sarah "Reindeer Ovaries" Palin.
Letterman shook his head and asked Tucker "Think about it Durango, how many women do you know who get all dressed up in a camouflage outfit, heavy duty boots, spray on half a can of mosquito repellent, and go out in freezing weather just to stalk and shoot an unsuspecting reindeer?
Dave waited and then added, "I thought so. I don't know of any either."
The talk show host then pointed out that for that reason he predicts that Sarah Palin will have sexual reassignment surgery within two years.
