Russell Brand Talks About Ex-Wife Katy Perry, Katie Holmes, and Kate Gosselin

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 14 August 2013

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Russell recently appeared on The Viagra View where he spoke with Larry King.

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand recently remarked on The Viagra View that he does not miss his ex-wife Katy Perry one bit.

He said that at first he did miss the way she used to talk dirty to him when they were in the privacy of their boudoir.

Brand revealed to Larry King that on a scale of 1 to 10, he would have to say that Perry's libido was a very strong 10.

He said he used to call her his Eveready Bunny.

Russell said that he recently met Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes at a Dodgers game and he took a liking to her right away.

He explained that it was hard to explain the attraction but he suddenly developed a funny, whimsical feeling in his pants when she smiled and said that she liked his accent.

The 38-year-old actor pointed out that ex-girlfriend Kate Gosselin came very close to being a 10, but in the erotically sensuous department she was a 9 which wasn't bad.

He confessed that one negative thing about Kate was that right in the middle of their mattress merriment she would suddenly mention one of her 8 kids, which he said put a damper on the physical festivities.

He told Larry that he has auditioned for a role in the upcoming beach movie Beach Blanket Boozing with Frankie Avalon, Scarlett Johansson, and Megan Fox,

SIDENOTE: Beach Blanket Boozing will be 72-year-old Frankie Avalon's 81st beach movie.

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