Monica Lewinsky Has The Hots For Ryan Seacrest

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

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Monica turned 40, on July 23. (Photo provided by The White House).

LOS ANGELES - Monica Lewinsky, the most famous White House intern in history, turned the big 4-0 on July 23.

She celebrated the event with a few friends at The Shaped Like A Boot Italian Restaurant in Marina Del Rey.

One of her close friends asked her if she was dating anyone. Monica got a sad look on her face and replied that she wasn't.

She then said that for some reason the stigma of the Oval Office Scandal still lingers on and a lot of men just don't want to have anything to do with her.

Lewinsky recently told Gossipette Gazette reporter Taffeta Kixx that if she had been a male everyone would have already forgotten about it.

She grinned and said, "Just look at Johnny Travolta." She paused and then added, "No one would have given a second thought if he had been with an entire collegiate basketball team."

Monica has told a few close friends that she lately she has been fantasizing about Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, the host of American Idol.

She said that ever since he dumped the lusciously sexy Julianne Hough she has imagined herself with him.

Lewinsky stated that Ryan is 38, and she is 40, so she would welcome being Ryan's cougar.

IN RELATED NEWS. Kandella C. Rainstick, who wrote the book, Monica Lewinsky's Favorite Pizza Recipes, has just proudly announced that her book has just been named the best selling book in Brooklyn, Philadelphia, and Little Rock.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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