Kelly Clarkson Says That Full-Figured Women Make The Best Wives

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Tuesday, 30 July 2013


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Kelly says that she was recently given a 4 x 4 monster truck by her idol Reba McEntire. (Photo by Buck Yazoo).

CUCAMONGA, California - Kelly Clarkson has stated many times that she does not have to be as skinny as LeAnn Rimes to feel good about herself.

The country music singer performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga and she was talking backstage with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo about weight and her feud with Nicki Minaj.

The 31-year-old Clarkson revealed that she will never let any womens fashion magazine dictate to her what kind of clothes or shoes to wear, or what kind of perfume and deodorant to use, or whether she should get any intimate piercings.

Kelly says that her fiancé Brandon Blackstock has told her that he loves her being overweight because, as they say in Venice, Italy, there is just that much more to kiss, lick, and pinch; playfully of course, she noted.

The country singer from Texas said that she has read dozens of articles stating that full-figured woman make the best wives.

Kelly was asked about her feud with former American Idol judge Nicki Minaj.

She laughed and said that Minaj had sarcastically stated that she needed to lose about 20 something pounds.

Kelly fired back that Minaj needs to mind her own damn business and try and do something about the fact that she has two butts.

She also remarked that Minaj a trois wears so much gaudy make up that she makes Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus clowns look like Boston nuns.

Clarkson added that Minaj the Caribbean songstress is so cheap that she buys her sex toys at flea markets.

Buck Yazoo lives in Pascagoula, Mississippi. He has just published his first book titled, Open Mouth Insert Foot - The Story of The Lightning Quick Downfall of The Dixie Chicks.

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