Miranda Lambert Tells Hubby Blake Shelton To Cut Back On His Beer Drinking Or Else She'll Be Gone Like The Wind

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

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Miranda has told Blake that if he don't stop his drinking he may be wearing a guitar as a necktie.

NASHVILLE - There appears to be some trouble a-brewin' in the Blake Shelton-Miranda Lambert household.

Word from a very reliable, inside source tells Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that the little bitty Miranda has just about had her fill of the tall drink of water Blake's partying ways.

She has said that he spends more time throwing back them bottles of beer than he does caressing the dickens out of her knockers.

Miranda, who carries a pistol, and is not shy at all, recently told Barbara Walters on The View, that she is a petite Southern gal and petite Southern gals can only take so much before they turn into a 6-foot-6-inch version of that hate-filled, sack of sarcasm, dishwater blonde Chelsea "Dirty Hair" Handler.

Blake has reportedly said that he only drinks to be sociable. Well if he were any more sociable he could move to Las Vegas and become a male version of them so-called sociable party girls, or as Whoopi Goldberg refers to them, glorified street-walkers with sprayed-on tans.

Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine will stick with this developing story and bring you any developments as they develop.

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