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Funny story: Woman's Overweight Friends Worry that She Might Be Getting a Little Too Fat

Woman's Overweight Friends Worry that She Might Be Getting a Little Too Fat

Concerned friends of Nanette Harper of Nashville, Tennessee, started to worry that Nanette had exceeded the extra 30 to 40 pounds that they all comfortably carry, and might be getting a little too fat. "It's a delicate subject, and you don't want...

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Funny story: Faint of Heart Finally Find a Hobby

Faint of Heart Finally Find a Hobby

Fed up with being warned off interesting-sounding activities like online dating, race car driving and the Peace Corps, millions of Americans identifying as “faint of heart” have finally found a new hobby: water fasting, which involves abstaining from...

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Funny story: FDA Abandons Term "Overweight" in Favor of "Natural Weight"

FDA Abandons Term "Overweight" in Favor of "Natural Weight"

With over 70 percent of Americans exceeding their ideal weight and 33 percent obese, the Food and Drug Administration has, for logistical purposes, officially abandoned its use of the term "overweight" in favor of the term "natural weight." "We wa...

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Funny story: FDA Urges Americans to Keep Health Goals Aspirational

FDA Urges Americans to Keep Health Goals Aspirational

With the New Year and its associated array of resolutions fast approaching, the Food and Drug Administration has urged Americans contemplating losing weight and getting in shape to keep their health and fitness goals aspirational. “People have the...

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Funny story: Charleston Woman Finds Success with Intermittent Fasting Between Meals

Charleston Woman Finds Success with Intermittent Fasting Between Meals

After years of yo-yo dieting and struggling with her weight, 28-year-old Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, says that she's found success with intermittent fasting between meals. Intermittent fasting, currently one of the world's most pop...

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Funny story: Trump Takes Day Off After Discovering He's Fat

Trump Takes Day Off After Discovering He's Fat

Donald Trump is taking a day off the campaign trail to recover after he discovered that he was fat. Trump has made comments about the weight of Rosie O'Donnell, Miss Universe Alicia Machado, a rally attendee, Chris Christie, and others. Yesterday...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Drops A Whopping 51 Pounds!

Rosie O'Donnell Drops A Whopping 51 Pounds!

MANHATTAN - Family and friends of comedian Rosie O'Donnell hardly recognize her now that she has lost 51 pounds. O'Donnell talked with Ashburn Wasabi of The Right Coast Revue at a Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. When asked what her secret was she...

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Funny story: A Tremendously Obese Arizona Woman Reveals That She Had Her Lips Stapled

A Tremendously Obese Arizona Woman Reveals That She Had Her Lips Stapled

PHOENIX, Arizona - Saying that all of her life she has been overweight beyond belief, Phoenix resident Olympia Twistboro, 37, decided to finally do something about it. She told National Focus Magazine that she hit the 500 pound mark this past Vale...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

CALABASAS, California - Britney Spears says that she knows that she has put on a few pounds (12) but she says that it does not matter because she is as happy as a goat in a canning factory. The former X-Factor judge told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittl...

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Funny story: Samoan Speed Skater Disqualified For Being Overweight

Samoan Speed Skater Disqualified For Being Overweight

SOCHI, Russia - The country of Samoa is extremely upset as they have just learned that their pride and joy speed skater Tuituitama Lemkala has been disqualified by the Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova did verify t...

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Funny story: Wynonna Judd Out of Control

Wynonna Judd Out of Control

NEW YORK CITY - Close family members and friends of country music singer Wynonna Judd are very concerned about the huge amount of weight that she has put on. Wynonna recently appeared on The View and Jenny McCarthy asked her if she was pregnant.

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Funny story: A Judge Orders 86½ Pound Nicole Richie To Gain Some Weight

A Judge Orders 86½ Pound Nicole Richie To Gain Some Weight

BEVERLY HILLS - When it comes to weight Nicole Richie makes LeAnn Rimes and Christina Aguilera, who are both skinny, look like Carnie Wilson. Richie, who is considered a Hollywood celebutante along the lines of Paris Hilton, recently told Barbara...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Denies That His Weight Gain Is Due To An Obsession With Pickles

Rush Limbaugh Denies That His Weight Gain Is Due To An Obsession With Pickles

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is reportedly upset at a recent story he read in a supermarket tabloid. Limbaugh stated that as he was standing in the checkout line at a local grocery store he happened to notice the...

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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Says He May End Up Forming His Own Political Party

Governor Chris Christie Says He May End Up Forming His Own Political Party

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie says he is bound and determined to get the 100-pound liposuction he has been talking about. He told American Spotlight Magazine that he knows he can do it because he is a New Jerseyan and New Jerseyan'...

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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Depressed As She's Gone From Anorexic Annie To Plumpish Patty

LeAnn Rimes Depressed As She's Gone From Anorexic Annie To Plumpish Patty

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Many of LeAnn Rimes family, friends, and fellow country music artists cannot believe how badly she has let her weight get out of hand. Rimes who stole Eddie Cibrian from his wife Brandi Glanville had gotten down to 64 pounds a co...

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Funny story: Miranda Lambert Is Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton Flirting With Christina Aguilera

Miranda Lambert Is Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton Flirting With Christina Aguilera

HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of country music artist Miranda Lambert AKA Mrs. Blake Shelton says that the tiny singer is fit to be tied, to use an old Texas cattle ranchers term. Miranda has made it clear to her tall drink of water husband that if h...

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Funny story: Chaz Bono Angrily Tells His 67-Year-Old Mom (Cher) To Act Her Age

Chaz Bono Angrily Tells His 67-Year-Old Mom (Cher) To Act Her Age

HOLLYWOOD - Chaz Bono is extremely upset at his mom, musical icon Cher Bono saying he is tired of her butting into his personal business. Chaz, who used to be Chastity, remarked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that his mom does not...

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